Dad and Jean lived in NC near the beach in a large mobile home.  My girls and I were visiting, and the girls were about 6 or so.  There was a lot of laundry to do.  The girls were playing with a couple of Mexican kids, whose parents were also around, as was another guy of middle age and a guy named Jay who I found very attractive.

Turns out that dad and jean were running a place where people could sleep for a short time, like a few hours, or take a shower, etc.  I assumed these were truckers, but eventually learned that wasn’t necessarily the case.

So there was this Jay person, who had a laptop and was gorgeous and very sweet.  He seemed troubled, so when he asked for a red blanket I went and found him one.  He fell asleep very quickly, tangled in the blanket, and naked, so I did see his penis.  This is significant, as you will see.

So I left him sleeping, did more laundry, and came back out to discover the Mexican woman had verbally assaulted Jay because she found out he was an hermaphrodite.  She had accused him of being a danger to her kids and he was very upset.  I spoke to him and confirmed he was, told him that didn’t matter to me, and proceeded to give the woman a piece of my mind, reducing her to tears.  Her husband came in and told me she was well within her rights and started quoting the Bible, to which I replied that I wasn’t Christian so his bible didn’t mean a thing to me. 

Finally my dad kicked out the Mexican couple and their kids and gave Jay some free extra time to get some sleep.  Then we turned on the tv and discovered the Eiffel Tower was falling down.

Weird.